When I worked for the city street dept. we had a guy who was real hard to deal with most days, we found out he was extremely scared of dead bodies and when he went to mow the cemetary with us he always made an excuse to leave and go back into the shop for something. We live in a small town so we had to run the backhoe and dig graves for city as well and some times even help get the caskets in the ground, anyway we ended up with a cheap fiberglass casket some how and took it to the city barn early before work hours and had a man hide in it. My boss called this guy and said he was sick and was leaving this guy in charge for the day and to be sure and get this casket buried as it had been flown in from out of state and we couldn't have a body sitting in our shop. This guy called me to brag about being left in charge because I usually was and wanted me to help him get this job done quickly and to meet him at our shop asap. We walked into the shop together and he was obviously getting nervous and didn't want to load it in the van to haul it out to the cemetary, I told him I wasn't gonna do it alone and he inched his way to it, when the time was right i tapped on the coffin and the 3rd guy popped out. He left there and tore out of the drive way and called our boss saying I had removed the " flown in body " and had some one scare him and now he wasn't feeling well and would need off until he got better. We had a good time laughing about it for days after that
Aghahahahaha, I would have peed myself! and then passed out. That was mean, but funny.
