You two ever stop to think that they might actually find "American smell" as offensive as you find theirs? ... think about it.
when i start smelling like a have not had a shower for a month and got a sever case of fumunda cheese brewing in my pants, then i think i will smell as bad as they do. its not like their borders are wide open like a flood gate letting us in and them giving us free money to open up baypens and hog farms.
as you said you aint never been over there or had to deal with them. iv spent 2 months in the field when i was in artillery and had a shower once every 7 days and i know what swampa$$ smells like and they have a sever case of swamp going on.