The Perfect Hog Dog...

It is the dog someone else owns. Because I don't have one. Now if I could hunt behind one and someone else feeds it then that makes it better. I have heard about them but I ain't seen one. It seems to me to be a dog with flaws the owner don't see. Now I have seen some real good dogs (not mine) but perfect just don't happen in the real world. So I don't waste my time looking for perfect just what makes me happy. If you have something completely different and it makes you happy then I ain't gonna knock it. Hound, Cur, Cat, or whatever I might talk some smack if I think you won't get too upset.

Really it comes down to getting the pork, the dog doesn't annoy you, and you don't mind feeding it. You can out every good or bad in one of those slots. They go in the order too. Finding pork is number one and I don't care how they find and stop the pig. Number too is all about personality to me and if I don't like a dog then I don't want it around. Then this is a cold hard world and I can only feed so many dogs. So they my find pork and not annoy me but when the numbers are stacked they may get pushed out because I just don't want to feed them. Those dogs are easy to find a home and may fit in with someone else that hunts different.