Hogs Moving Off??

We are on our way to breeding the best bullchit hog stopping dogs in the world. Just hope that not many people read this thread and catch on to our magical potion. If they do it will be bad for the hog world. The only post we will see is what happened to all the running hogs there are no more. We will be telling our grandkids ( once son when I was a young man we had what they called running hogs then we came up with the bullchit breed of dogs and know there are no more running hogs I sure miss those days ) papa what's the bullchit breed? See son back in the day they internet I know u don't know what that is I think know days its called clongchongwongflong but anyways there was a group of guys all on a chat site called easttexashogdoggers oh it was amazing people talked and chatted about hog hunting with dogs the people with hounds thought they had the best dogs , the people with catahouls thought there's was better, but everyone knew the yellow dogs was the best. But all of us guys had one problem stopping running hogs the only ones that came close to stopping these runners was the guys with the yellow dogs. But we we came up with idea to mix several breeds of dogs to get a super dogs that could stop any runner. That my son is when we made our mistake we made the bullchit dog and posted it on the board for the whole world to see and everyone had a bullchit dog and all the running hogs are gone. Papa where can I find one of these dogs? Son there's a guy in Florida thats having trouble catching midget hogs he's got a kennel full of them his name is cutter bay what ever you do don't go to calling bullchit cause they want be no hogs left. BULLCHIT