... if you are listed as number one enemy on PETA's hit list.
...if you celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, and holidays by hunting on those days.
... if people who you have never met before pull into your driveway to chat about hog hunting because they knew that you were a hog hunter too by looking at the dogs in your yard. .... True story.
... if half of your salary goes to fuel, beer, ice and batteries.