Like
My women blonde
My beer cold
My gun loaded
My kids behaved
and my Yeller dogs with rudders..unless I am selling cream peas or Mountain Curs.
J/k................bout the cream peas.
But I have been known to have strange tastes. Hehe.
I bet a trip to the east and south and a good look at the pudy bob-tailed FL Curs would straighten out them crossed up taste buds