Busted

Well one day I was going fishing so I grabbed my stuff and my cast net to get some bait. I lived near the water so I just walked. I was trying to get some bait and I pulled in some real nice shrimp. I was putting them in the bucket thinking I was going to catch some nice fish. But I was getting so many real nice shrimp I started thinking shrimp boil. Then I hear this voice ask what I was doing. I look up and it is the Game Warden. I told him I was just getting some bait to go fishing. He asked for my license and I gave it to him and he told me I was catching shrimp in a shrimp sanctuary. I laughed and asked him who sent him over to pull this joke on me. He told me it was no joke. I thought it was a joke so I asked where it was marked if he wasn't joking. I guess he figure I was as clueless as I was. So he let me put the shrimp back in the water and told me where the bounderies were and told me he better never see me with a net around there again.

I don't want to lose my truck, guns, or anything else so I don't break the laws on purpose. I may bend some laws but not the hunting laws. If I do it is an honest mistake. My good stories are about people I know but I only tell the stories of those that got caught. I understand people that need to feed their family.