MAN--- let me tell yall a little story about sharting.
I had one them x-rays done that checks your esophagus, they make you drink this chalky pink drink that’s flat out NASTY one cup is fine I can get that done, even two or three if need be, BUT the son of a gun wasn’t getting the image he wanted to I ended up drinking a whole liter of this stuff, they make you go on an empty stomach so that’s ALL I had n me--- The tech FINALLY got his image and I get dressed and head out for home--- NOW this was back in the days when I smoked and I had run out so I stopped at 7-11 for a pack of cigarettes as I wait in like I don’t know what the hell happened but all I can feel was warm something coming down my leg--- I gave the lady $10 and ran out as fast as I could without even waiting for change--- YEP it ALL went in the garbage, skippies, pants, sock and tennis shoes. THAT WAS embarrassing
O