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« on: August 12, 2012, 01:46:34 am »

It is ridiculous, but...... This is the absolute truth!!!
 
And it's so ridiculous it's beyond belief!

LET'S SEE IF I'VE GOT THIS CORRECT - - -
 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND
YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.A. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,  WELFARE,



FOOD STAMPS,  CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,


FREE EDUCATION,  FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
 
BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
         AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE "SITUATION"!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING......
VOTE IN 2012, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER CHANGE.
JUST LIKE A KIDS DIAPER AND FOR THE SAME REASON.! 
 

              x 2 amen
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