Where have you woken up?

Sliding around on the back of MBennetts dog box half drunk, half asleep damn near fell off if it hadnt been for a buddy that grabbed me!........ Wrapped around a toilet a time or two half naked.... In the bed of my pickup in a random coastal field with no fence 2 hours from home...... Then I got mad at PR's in Cowtown one night about something I cant even remember so my drunk ass though I should just go to the truck before things got outta control and I dropped the tailgate in the lot behind Coopers and drank beer by myself until I passed out and my friends woke me up and had beer spilt from the last can and just curled up in a ball still on the tailgate. I do believe alcohol was involved in all of the above.