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T-Bob Parker
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« on: September 11, 2012, 08:26:40 pm »

Happens ALOT.

Usually only two situations make my butthole pucker, a truly big boarhog with no bulldog on him, and a hog in the water. (I have had some close calls with my feet slippin or getting stuck and having the hog spin on me and getting on the business end. One time I had no choice but to grab ears and push it's head down, thank god it was a sow wit no teeth) ( I realize that taken out of content, that last sentence sounded kinda gay. Y'all know what I meant though) (honor system folks, c'mon)
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