Man please film this for us. Send your catch dogs two of them get to the cow asap roll her over twist her head to where you can stick a horn in the dirt. Grab her tail pull it between her legs while one man sits on her like a hog. Another man tie her feet. This is going to be Western. We want to see a video for sure. Good luck.
When you take the pic be sure to sit well behind the cow so it looks bigger.
But seriously, we have a tranquilizer gun. The other day we caught a wild bull using it. Tranquilize it, back the trailer up, tie a rope around its neck and nose, with the rope going through the trailer tie it to the truck hitch, let the cow come too and slowly pull it in. I have a video ill post later.