a few Fl hogs

I don't want to change the subject too much, but the last few posts reminds me of something funny. (now)
I had to swim a big slough to one of my Jagds (now deceased) a couple years ago. She swam a pretty good boar to death, and went to the bank and bayed the dead body. When I got to an open spot and crawled out I realized I was sitting in a fresh slide. I caught the dog, walked out to the highway and didn't swim back to my boat.

My wife was furious "you left your boat in the river!". In the first story I told her I left out the part about the gator slide. When I told her the tone changed and she expressed concern by looking deep into my eyes and saying you are a dumb***.

I haven't lost any dogs to gators yet, but we have plenty of them around here.