At a friend’s house and they wanted to see the little jagd terrier we had in the truck. My wife went and got her and brought her in holding her like a football while they said how cute she was. Anyway before my wife could make it back to the truck the lady kept insisting we put her down so she could see her run around. We finally consented (dog has never been in a house) and the little dog took off down the hall came back bounced off the couch and back down the hall all at a dead sprint. She was honestly only out of sight about 1-2 seconds long enough to say “where’d she go” it and she on her way back with a mouth full of spent lady hygiene… things. Before any of us knew what it was she flew up onto the couch and up into her husband’s lap…..
I yelled she dropped it right there on the couch and ran over to me and I carried the little dog out to the truck by her scruff and tossed her in the truck bed and waited on my wife in the truck. To this day I think of it every time carry a terrier by it scruff.
Gonna be tough to beat that lol I'd have died
x2
that is pretty nasty also
