Haha Charles ....you sinner!
Another possible fix before cutting rudders off ships is to remedy the happy in "Happy Tail"
Plain and simple.....you gotta make life more depressing for him.
Tie a cat just out of reach of the dog and give the cat a T-bone Steak.
Wire a siren next to the dog house and have it go off every 20 minutes for a week straight.
Take a cheese grader and run the dog rear end raw...then pour rubbing alcohol on it.
Tie raindeer antlers to his head and then photograph him.
Build him a dog house without a door.
Ya know what im saying.....bring him down mentally my man.......mentally .......to much happiness.
Just a quick random thought. Hehe.
