I'm going to write down your expert advise on a napkin and use it next time I'm in the woods... To wipe my butt...
Those tight spots where they can't move is also where a vest can hinder them from getting out of the way.... Then you have heat strokes in the warmer months, hung up will crossing water, etc etc...
A vest can cause you to loose your dog in more ways than just to a hog...
You could have given your opinion without coming across as a know it all smarta$$....
I dont care who u are, thats chit funny. Good'un trent