You can measure a hogs weight in the field +or- 2 lbs by inserting your index finger into the anal cavity and measuring how many wrinkles from a knuckle deep you go from the center of your fingernail.
Lmao.... WTF
Wellllllll. Maybe that is more under the withcraft category .....But its a Hell of a good laugh to see newbies try.
Holy crap that's funny!!!!