You can measure a hogs weight in the field +or- 2 lbs by inserting your index finger into the anal cavity and measuring how many wrinkles from a knuckle deep you go from the center of your fingernail.
Lmao.... WTF
Myles, i guess you've tried this one?? lol
Victim many years ago...And self proclaimed Professional Instructor to anyone that I can convince. LOL