I just had a great idea.....
Someone needs to put and ad on craigslist with a picture of an over weight house dog and exclaim how you rescued the poor thing from a sad existance of laying on a couch all day with no exercise, eating junk food and table scraps, just wasting its poor miserable life away. You contacted the owner and they didnt seem too concerned about the probable heart problems they had created for this poor slob of a dog so you hung the phone up on them. Explain how since it came home with you it has been added to your hunting pack and is now loosing weight and very happy. Its now a ball of energy and very happy to be out of its tree hugging, latte sipping, dog artery clogging owners grip and needs a new hunting home.
TAKE THAT PETA!!!!