HOG DOGS LIVE A LONG LIFE BUT IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT RUN THEM OVER FOR THERE COLLARS AN VEST AN PEOPLE GETTING TRIGGER HAPPY AN SHOOTING DOGS FOR NO REASON. THAT'S WHAT MAKE'S LIVE SHORT ON A HOG DOG...
What?? That makes absolutely no sense!! Just answer the question and shut up.
Now that's just plain funny!