I prefer an esteemed scholar dog. Preferably one with scholastic papers reflecting his higher education.
We typically travel to the edge of the dense forests and discuss the preferred methods of defeating our chosen quarry ......
The elusive and majestic Bo hog.
I take under advisment of any concerns that the dog may have for approaching such a dangerous and vile creature.
If the assessment by the dog seems futile ....we depart the forest and return to our warm cottage where I promptly serve warm tea and cookies for my beloved canine companion. We then chat into the evening as we watch the sun set...about the gyps that got away....or those wild registry parties back when he was getting his papers.
Or...
I kick em out and if they dont disappear to go do their job......they disappear.
What I want in a hogdog...........simple.........Do Your Job!
