I want a river running through mine and let's bump it up to about 20,000 acres. And the blonde Victoria Secret Model hunting with me. Hmmmmm let's make her cool with me having girlfriends on the side also.
I want to eradicate Russian hogs and recreate the original Piney Wood Rooter.
Mmmmmm. Let's pass a house bill to deport Catahoula 's to France.
Dog feed will be free and I want the high dollar Eukanuba made from golden fish testicals and white buffalo spleen.
Need an acre and half just for the puppy pens. Then we can roll into the main dog pens....gonna need a lil mo room for these Yeller mutts.
I want everything covered with arial camouflage so CIA and the Tax man cannot find my dogs.
Gonna enroll everything under Obama Care so they can get wormed regularly and free cheese to promote healthy bones.
Just for starters ..that's my initial thought until I have more than two minutes to think it through.
