Ah heck, if it weren't for crackheads I wouldn't have any neighbors! Lol
Dope fiends don't make such horrible neighbors if your scarier than they are. They usually go out of the area to steal, they keep to themselves and occasionally they'll build you a fence or dig up stumps for 40 bucks! Can't beat it!
To me, the worst neighbors to have are the ones that want to be involved in my life just becuase we live around each other. I had one in town once who would hear me in my yard and peek over the fence to ask if I needed him to mow my grass for me or why I kept so many dogs. We had enough and moved to the woods.
Ain't gotta worry about labor laws, that's for sure lol. And your right about the "if your scarier then they are" part
