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liefalwepon
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« on: September 03, 2015, 10:20:56 am »

Since I have been hunting hogs with dogs I have met some really smart dog men and I have also met some of the most ignorant people in the world. One in particular that seems to dream up these facts that I thought I'd share with all of you. He was the first person that I hunted with and these are some of things he told me.

A dog cannot smell when the humidity is high because a dog actually smells with their tongue and when its humid out it dries out there tongue.

A female dog will die if she gets in water while she's in heat because her euteris turns upside down to hold sperm and if swamp water gets in her euteris it will hold it like a cup causing an infection thus killing the dog.

It's OK for a dog to trash armadillos because they smell just like a pig.
Never let your dog drink to much water while hunting they will cramp up.

Oh Man!!! that is some funny stuff there, Ive never heard anything like that! I would keep hunting with that guy just for the laughs (:

If a female dog gets cut all the male dogs will think she's in heat and fight.

I'm sure some more will come to me but I couldn't hold them in anymore let's hear some dumb sh@t you've heard.

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