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« on: July 25, 2016, 11:36:57 pm »

Yeah for sure wear clothes! Wouldn't like right chasing a goat around naked!!
Chasing a goat naked? I have done dumber things Grin I have seen what a deer can do with feet. I have never messed with a goat. If they don't kick and only ram with the horns then maybe going naked would make it fun, I believe it is a girl Wink

For real I figured on getting kicked. But just like a pig move fast, grab hard, and don't let go. I will bring some mule tape. I sneak up on pigs by moving when they are rooting to cover my noise. But I ain't never seen a goat root. So not sure how hard it will be but I will try at least once before I get a trap. Mostly because it seems like fun. All good real stories start with "hey y'all watch this!"

My wife said I was crazy but if it could be done I would probably do it. When we are driving and I suddenly pull over and jump out she never knows what I will come back with. She thinks a goat is better than some other things I have brought home. I will be out there tomorrow just sneaking around with some mule tape. I will keep my clothes on because my wife gets mad when I get naked naked and chase other girls.
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