Mrs. Ward, I have to say (with all due respect), I used to think you were not a typical woman being that you enjoy hunting with dogs and tieing hogs. However, after all these posts and pictures of yourself that you put up, I have realized that you are just like all the rest of the women in the world. You have a shameless love of attention, and a natural inability to stop talking. Be carefull with those knives, someone might take them away from you and show you how to use them for something other than chopping vegetables.
Waylon
Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are!