Message #7914

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and

said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about Politics?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a

question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the littl e girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified

to discuss politics when you don't know number 2?