Don't let your wife teach the hog to come when called and do stupid pig tricks. I did this with "Delta" my pet wild caught hog. She is the world's biggest mooch at pushing 200 lbs and I won't let chris bay anything but little puppies on her. She will all but climb into your lap for donuts or cinnamon flavored oatmeal. I won't let her so much as get a scratch on her, and she is a full blown pet. She is my child along with a couple of Aussie Dogs (
www.circlecaussies.com - thanks sean).
Letting the wife get attached pretty much ruins your baying hog :O)
M