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coonhuter327
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« on: April 30, 2011, 01:02:43 pm » |
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Drunk on the Toilet
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming
from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells' "You're scaring the heck out of all my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every
time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my privates!"
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 12:41:26 am » |
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BarrNinja
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 05:22:23 am » |
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Never been that drunk!  |
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 12:11:58 pm » |
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"If it is againts the law for a man to fend for himself--- then outlaw I am"
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DangerZone
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 12:13:19 pm » |
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