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« on: July 25, 2011, 01:59:33 pm »

Found this ad for a Dogo stud if anyone is interested. Grin  Okay Okay, maybe it's not a Dogo, but it is a Unicorn, and they are both pretty mystical.

Miniature unicorn at stud
Date: 2011-07-25, 12:54PM

I have two lovely miniature unicorns living in my stable and have decided to offer their stud services to the public. One is a 32" silver dapple and the other is a 29" sorrel overo pinto. I know what you are thinking..."unicorns aren't real. " But they are! They appear as an ordinary horse to the non believers but I can assure you his magical horn is there; you just can't see it because you're a non believer. They are proven sires, one is DNA tested and parentage qualified , both have excellent conformation and a winning attitude. We have several of their foals available for your inspection at the farm as well (they too are disguised as normal ponies) but I can assure you will not be dissapointed with these lovely unicorn specimins. Unicorns have been said to posess mystical enchanting powers that could greatly enhance your stable yard.

Nitty gritty stuff: stud fee for these mystical creatures is 300 dollars with a conditional live unicorn foal guarantee. A 50 dollar booking fee is required to hold a place for your mare in our breeding program. All female unicorns coming into the barnyard for service must have a current rabies certificate and negative coggins on file. Your female unicorn may board with us throughout the duration of her cycle for 5 dollars a day to cover unicorn feed and hay, if she has a baby unicorn at her side (being bred back on foal heat) that is an additional 2 dollars a day. Email for more info.

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 02:08:09 pm »

Aint nothing mystical about my dogo.... unless you count the walking on water thing.
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 02:16:42 pm »

LOL

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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 02:52:55 pm »

Aint nothing mystical about my dogo.... unless you count the walking on water thing.
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 03:05:54 pm »

LOL Grin
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 05:15:55 pm »

someone has been drinking the bong water
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