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« on: August 03, 2011, 02:49:21 pm » |
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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 Meth Heads arrive.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I'll be right back."
St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who's waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be racist and judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.
He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."
"Who, the Meth Heads?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly Gates."
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From squeal to meal with one good stick!  Hunting is not a sport, It's a way of life...Danny Ward |
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dane
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 02:54:36 pm » |
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good one
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Miller Lite
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 03:10:19 pm » |
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haha thats funny
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Can you skin griz. pilgrim
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jeskyn
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 07:33:33 am » |
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Ain't that the truth. Haha
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Oly
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 10:10:30 am » |
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"If it is againts the law for a man to fend for himself--- then outlaw I am"
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2011, 11:13:05 am » |
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They must have been from north Alabama  |
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It's easy to judge the character of a man,....by how he treats those that can do nothing for him.
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