A boy is in McDonald's with his father, and a fat lady is standing in front of them. A beeper goes off. boy : look out dad shes backing up!
How to cure a cough, Go to the store and buy a box of laxatives, take the whole box. Then you will be to afraid to cough.
I am so so so glad that they don't sell hot dogs at McDonald's! I just couldn't order a McWeener with a strait face!
"Why do we drink milk? Who was the first person who looked at a cows udder and thought I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze them?"
I think I'm gonna go get a Grim Reaper costume, find a Nursing Home and stand across the street and wave at the old folks.
cop says "your eyes look red, you been smoking dope?" hippie says, "your eyes look glazed, you been eating donuts?"
