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« on: November 11, 2011, 09:00:15 pm »

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
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>The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
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>The guy says, "You're lying to me!"
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>The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 10:23:46 pm »

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!   Thats the truth.  welfare needs A BIG make over.
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 12:27:09 am »

i love this
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 01:56:30 pm »

As a Foodstamp and Medicaid worker I find this pretty funny! All these lazy people need to get off their backsides and get a durn job.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 03:16:30 pm »

Hunger is a great motivater.  Govt shouldnt b in the business of paying people to sit on their behinds. If someone is needy, charities are available, and if we had more of our money to keep, we'd all contribute even more to charities. Politicians are ruining this country
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 05:05:05 pm »

As a Foodstamp and Medicaid worker I find this pretty funny! All these lazy people need to get off their backsides and get a durn job.
AMEN!!!!!     It is pitiful around here where I live, these people have the system figured out.
This makes me madder than anything, ive got a good paying job, but still have to work 7 days a week 12 hrs a day, just to make ends meat, while my neighbors " all fat as hogs" layin around eating steak and shrimp.
   Half or more of them are on some kind of disability too, and ain't a dang thing wrong with them!  Driveway setting full of new cars and trucks while I struggle to keep mine running.
    sorry for the rant, its been a tough week.
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 09:43:13 pm »

I know there are MANY different opinions on welfare but I have to say that most of the time I am very proud of where I work. I feel like I can and am able to help people that really need it. Yes there are those that know the system and those that lie and it Really ticks me off. PBC sometimes has to listen to me rant and raff about it. BUT there are those that really need this help! Yes there's are some charities but not so much in smaller towns and if there is they will only help so many time or you still have to pay. Our town is wonderful as far as helping each other but the resources just are not there. There are things that could be changed but that's with everything. I don't know what would happen if they did away with welfare in fact I don't want to know! I have helped people that really really needed and i have even been on the other side my desk as a child. And believe me I don't know what my mom would have done without this TEMPORARY help with four children leaving an abusive relationship. This program is meant to help people/ families for a temporary period and yes I know better than most that this is not the case with some. But for those that need it it is saving grace and an answer to prayers.  Yes these lazy people need to get off their growing backsides and get a job but know that their are those that are trying and really need this to help them get back on their feet whether it's from a divorce, death of spouse, loss of job or etc... Okay I guess I've said my fill... Sorry kind of passionate about my job even though PBC says he can tell I work the state when the witch in me comes out lol ( meaning towards some of the clients)
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 09:46:37 pm »

^^^ very well put.
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2011, 08:19:22 am »

Nobody has a problem with the truly needy getting help. It's the bloodsuckers who drain the system and take $$ that needs to go to those who really can't help themselves.
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 01:34:28 am »

Nobody has a problem with the truly needy getting help. It's the bloodsuckers who drain the system and take $$ that needs to go to those who really can't help themselves.
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 08:39:59 am »

This country is going down the drain and the welfare system is just one on a long lists of reasons why.

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