words of wisedom from my father

Wilkes Family Proverbs that provides the Younger Generation the Wisdom to adjust life quickly !!!

1. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick and it is gone.

2. Any man that runs in front of a car will get tired.

3. Any man that runs behind a car will become exhausted.

4. A man that has his hand in his pocket will feel cocky all day.

5. The foolish man will give his wife a grand piano while a wise man will give his wife an upright organ.

6. If you see a man walking through an airport turnstile sideways; he is going to Bangkok.

7. A man with only one Chop-Stick will go hungry.

8. If you scratch your ass; you should definitely should not bite your fingernails.

9. If you eat too many prunes you will get a good run for your money.

10. Panties are not the best thing on earth! However, they are next to the best thing on earth!

11. Consider this - - -Fights do not determine who is right. Fights determine who is Left.

12. A wife will soon learn that if she puts her husband in the doghouse, she will soon find him in a cat house.

13. Word to the Wise - - If you fight with your wife during the day, you will get no piece that night.

14. Fact of Life - - - It requires many nails to construct a baby crib, but one screw to fill it.

15. If you are standing on top of the toilet seat, you are high on pot.

16. Usually the man that fishes in another man’s well will catch crabs.

17. If you fart in church, you must sit in your own pew.

The above Pearls of Wisdom are your Heritage and awarded to you by your favorite Grandfather.

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