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« on: October 28, 2012, 08:21:38 pm »

Than to buy something that says assembly required.  Dang chinks don't have big hands and I don't have big hands and still having problems it is a tool box for crying out loud lol.  Hsad to vent.  Should have recorded me and my wife putting togather a dang kitchen nook that was a ordeal.
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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2012, 08:38:23 pm »

I feel your pain brother I'm 14 and that's why I have my mom lol Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2012, 08:51:20 pm »

If I was ur mom I'd slap you and send you to the neighbors lol.  Just messing with ya.  Dang tried to put together a little motorized jeep for my bosses daughter and between me and her grand father we were about to find a jug of moon shine it was wreck lol.
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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2012, 09:04:22 pm »

Your wife will learn to stop asking.  Mine got tired of it being put together backwards or missing a useless part or two, so now she just gets her mom to help her, and they actually read the instructions.

BUT when I was putting it together, the crap worked great, everything from China has a buch of useless parts in it anyways.
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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2012, 09:11:34 pm »

Do you know the @#$% tool? When you get mad you grab the nearest tool, yell @#$% and throw the tool. It will be the next tool you need so don't throw it too far Grin Of course your wife and/or kids will come outside right before you use the @#$% tool so they see and hear you and then give you that look that lets you know you have lost you mind
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2012, 09:18:01 pm »

 it is the 10% rule. you have to be 10% smarter than stuff your working on and with.  Grin
been there many times and i finaly learned to read, which helped me read the insrtuctions and that made assembly easier
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« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2012, 09:25:10 pm »

yep. when all else fails read the directions...   Grin
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2012, 09:36:52 pm »

If I was ur mom I'd slap you and send you to the neighbors lol.  Just messing with ya.  Dang tried to put together a little motorized jeep for my bosses daughter and between me and her grand father we were about to find a jug of moon shine it was wreck lol.
                  Lol my mom is good at that kinda stuff I don't see how she does it  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2012, 09:38:41 pm »

You are right there Charles. I always get the stuff that just don't work right for me. I actually get out a folding chair and put some Cokes on ice. When I start to get mad I go sit down, grab a coke, and think. When I do that a break fewer things.
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2012, 07:21:10 am »

You are right there Charles. I always get the stuff that just don't work right for me. I actually get out a folding chair and put some Cokes on ice. When I start to get mad I go sit down, grab a coke, and think. When I do that a break fewer things.

Yep, iv learned to do that workin on these multi-millon $ helicopters. The gov dont like it when chit gets broken due to flaring tempers. If i run into a bind, i climb down, clean n put my tools up, take a 10-15 break n then get my tools out n try again, or ask for help.
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2012, 06:50:07 pm »

should have seen me remodeling my kitchen. im pretty handy got some electrical, carpenter, plumbing skills but still had a hard time. my wife never lifted the hammer so it was all me. should get some pictures up of what ive done already. but i feel your pain
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