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« on: August 23, 2009, 10:53:28 pm » |
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LETTER FROM THE BOSS:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.
But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.
I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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Cutter Bay Kennels
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 06:29:13 am » |
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I like it.
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"To me it is not always about the game you caught, but the memories you can't let go of.  " Josh Farnsworth |
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lightningh
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 12:09:12 pm » |
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cant beat that! |
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Lightning H Cattle Co.
2008 National Champion 4-up Mules
"Aint misbehavin' just ass'n around"
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rafterfpuncher
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 12:41:26 am » |
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AMEN- IN THE BIGGEST WAY POSSIBLE
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IF YOU CAN'T RUN WITH THE BIG HOGS KEEP YOUR DOGS AT THE HOUSE!!!!!
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hillbilly
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 06:39:37 am » |
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good one
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Lets go we burning daylight
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ards77656
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 03:33:15 pm » |
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That's what I am talking about.... you have the right idea!!!!
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lonewolf
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 10:41:11 am » |
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A lot of companies should use this as a guide!
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Fear is only a word in the mind of the weak!
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