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« on: September 03, 2009, 08:55:30 pm »

CAJUN PREGNANCY

Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a son! Ain't dat grand!"

Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you got you-sef a daughter too! She a pretty lil ting."

Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3 children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"

                          His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"

                          Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 08:58:02 pm »

i allmost pee on my self lol good one
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 09:12:56 pm »

hahaha that is funny
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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2009, 09:38:16 pm »

Thats funny right there..
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 03:14:29 am »

oooweeeeeeee cuzin im lmao
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 08:44:30 am »

THATS FUNNY       DONT USE WD-40 IT BURNS Wink !!!!!! LOL
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2009, 01:54:13 pm »

wd-40 is a penetrating oil
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 05:24:31 pm »

TMI but dam that's funny
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