Real Catchdog Needed

[redriverslim]

OK, I'll give it one more try. . . STILL looking for a real catchdog.  In the last month, I've taken one on trial (SMART), and out-right bought two more and taken their word for it (DUMB).  To make a long story short, I still need a catch dog, but I just aint got the time or the stomach anymore for taking sorry dogs on trial and carrying them back.  So I'll go about this in a different way.  I don't want your back-up catchdog, I want a . . . MACHINE.  I want the one that you really don't want to sell, but if the price was right you would.   

Must be:

* MALE
* absolutely 100% safe around other dogs and people . . well mannered / NO AGGRESSION.
* FAST, FAST, FAST to a bay.
* Hit like a freight train and BRING IT everytime.
* Must catch solid on ear EVERY TIME . . . NOT SOMETIMES.
* No WHINING / BARKING on 4-wheeler while strike dogs are out.
* Big, leggy, athletic, BRUIZER type dog.
* NO short-squatty dogs.
* Have caught LOTS of hogs.
* Big and bad enough to handle a big one by himself.
* Prefer Pure Pit or Pit/Dogo or Pit/AB.

And before you all post your comments, I understand that these kind aren't normally for sale.  If I had one, I wouldn't sell it either.  But on the remote chance that somebody out there has one like this and needs the $$$, just send me a message and I'll call you.  If its just an average dog to you, then it will be an average dog to me too.  We are taking some young kids hunting, and need a SOLID DOG.  I'm not trying to be abbrasive, I just know what I want and I'm tired of jacking around.  Who can help?