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« on: June 18, 2010, 06:31:22 pm »


 my mom sent this to me  dont know if its real but its sure funny


For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.

A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten him out, Vice-President, Joe Biden, intervened with a request that…. before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining.

. . . And these guys are running our country!

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 07:09:02 pm »

Thats funny!!

But on a real note they should just go ahead and fire our border patrol because I think they have failed to do there jobs!! It is proof that someone has fell asleep on that job!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2010, 08:27:22 pm »

fire the cattle guards, re train them.   OMG   those guys are idiots..

yeh they should send the border patrol too help clean up the oil spill..  they might get something done then..
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