Funny joke!

Ok There was this guy that was born with a hare lip and he got made fun of his whole life. People were always talking bad about him and it made it very hard for him to get any friends. So at the age of 35 he was still single. Well it was his 36 birthday and he was like you no what i am ready to spend me some money, so he went down to the bar to party for his 36 birthday. He gets there and goes up to the bartender and says i want the best most expensive whiskey you got. The bar tender said are you sure? its 70 dollars. He said WHOA MAN THATS TO HIGH. He said ok best wine. He Then Says again are you sure? it 49 dollars. HE DAT GUM THATS WAY TO HIGH. He said ok well give me a shot of vodka. Bartender said ok 12 dollars. He said no way THATS WAY TO HIGH. Well he finally settles with a beer and he said man even a 4 dollar beer is High, but o well i am here to spend some money. So he sits the and drinks a 6 pack or so and then gets to talking to the bartender and tells him man i am sure glad you have not been or even made fun of me. Bartender says now why would i have done that? He said because of this hare lip i got. The bartender replies and said im glad you did not make fun of me. HE asked why would i do that? The bar tender says cause of this big hump back i got. HE SAID, MAN IS THAT WHAT THAT IS, EVERYTHING IS SO HIGH IN HERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR BUTT.