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« on: May 08, 2011, 06:22:38 pm » |
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A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower bunk.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight ... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own damn blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
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Cutter Bay Kennels
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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2011, 08:34:39 pm » |
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"To me it is not always about the game you caught, but the memories you can't let go of.  " Josh Farnsworth |
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SwineHunter
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 02:07:51 am » |
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I LIKE THAT .FUNNY STUFF  |
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GRAB A FORK WERE LOOKEN FOR PORK
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bailey508
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 08:36:43 am » |
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Matthew 3:2 “Repent of your sins and turn to God, for the Kingdom of Heaven is near.”
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