|
Circle C
|
 |
« on: August 16, 2011, 10:41:13 am » |
|
Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their
lives.
When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day.
One day Betty said, "Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives,
and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: when you
get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's women's softball
there."
Bertha looked up at Betty from her deathbed and said, "Betty, you've been
my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor
for you."
Shortly after that, Bertha died.
A few nights later, Betty was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding
flash of white light and a voice calling out to her, "Betty, Betty."
"Who is it," asked Betty, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Betty -- it's me, Bertha."
"You're not Bertha. Bertha just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Bertha," insisted the voice.
"Bertha! Where are you?"
"In heaven," replied Bertha. "I have some really good news and a little
bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Betty.
"The good news," Bertha said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there's
women's softball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old buddies who died
before me are here,too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better
still, it's always Springtime and it never rains or snows. And best of all,
we can play softball all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," said Betty. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So
what's the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Never get too busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
|
|
|
|
justincorbell
|
|
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 11:00:54 am » |
|
thats good stuff right there  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"stupids in the water these days, they're gonna drink it anyway." - Chris Knight
|
|
|
|
Oly
|
|
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 11:44:59 am » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"If it is againts the law for a man to fend for himself--- then outlaw I am"
|
|
|
|
|
|
tnhillbilly
|
|
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 01:41:51 am » |
|
LOL good one
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Powered by
* Dr.Enuf *
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tfrancis
|
|
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 06:44:15 am » |
|
Hahaha  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Cut'em loose hog dogs
|
|
|
|
BobbyB
|
|
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 08:00:20 am » |
|
That was great!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
" If you can't have no fun, ain't no use agoin' ! " - old man in a Sweetwater, TX cafe
|
|
|
|
