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« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2012, 11:55:51 pm » |
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I had a buddy call me awhile back wanting to do a joke on his girlfriends sister. Well the sister had put an ad on Craig's list wanting to trade some exotics for a cattle trailer. She had several people call and want to trade things like TVs, and stuff nothing close to a cattle trailer. Well this was makin her kinda upset and with me and my buddy coming up with something to really set her off. He had me message her being she don't have my number or email address. I sent her a message saying I would trade her a very large stockpile of mostly un-used adult toys. Well my buddy and his girlfriend were there when she got the message and said she just went OFF. She tool the ad down and still hasn't got her trailer that she wanted. Really wish I could of seen it but I know that she's still really pissed about it.
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« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2012, 04:19:18 pm » |
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When I worked for the city street dept. we had a guy who was real hard to deal with most days, we found out he was extremely scared of dead bodies and when he went to mow the cemetary with us he always made an excuse to leave and go back into the shop for something. We live in a small town so we had to run the backhoe and dig graves for city as well and some times even help get the caskets in the ground, anyway we ended up with a cheap fiberglass casket some how and took it to the city barn early before work hours and had a man hide in it. My boss called this guy and said he was sick and was leaving this guy in charge for the day and to be sure and get this casket buried as it had been flown in from out of state and we couldn't have a body sitting in our shop. This guy called me to brag about being left in charge because I usually was and wanted me to help him get this job done quickly and to meet him at our shop asap. We walked into the shop together and he was obviously getting nervous and didn't want to load it in the van to haul it out to the cemetary, I told him I wasn't gonna do it alone and he inched his way to it, when the time was right i tapped on the coffin and the 3rd guy popped out. He left there and tore out of the drive way and called our boss saying I had removed the " flown in body " and had some one scare him and now he wasn't feeling well and would need off until he got better. We had a good time laughing about it for days after that
Aghahahahaha, I would have peed myself! and then passed out. That was mean, but funny.  |
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« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2012, 04:20:47 pm » |
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I had a buddy call me awhile back wanting to do a joke on his girlfriends sister. Well the sister had put an ad on Craig's list wanting to trade some exotics for a cattle trailer. She had several people call and want to trade things like TVs, and stuff nothing close to a cattle trailer. Well this was makin her kinda upset and with me and my buddy coming up with something to really set her off. He had me message her being she don't have my number or email address. I sent her a message saying I would trade her a very large stockpile of mostly un-used adult toys. Well my buddy and his girlfriend were there when she got the message and said she just went OFF. She tool the ad down and still hasn't got her trailer that she wanted. Really wish I could of seen it but I know that she's still really pissed about it.
This prank sounds a lot like one that they do on one of the local radio stations. I like it. |
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« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2012, 09:11:25 pm » |
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Well had a good one today was not on purpose but was funny as all blazes. Got my oil changed and they had some good used tires off of a trade in. Well the guy was backing up my pickup off the lift and I thought he had seen me well I picked up a tire and threw it in the back. He hit the breaks real hard and I hear a oh number 2 and then I guess he figured out what happened he said what you tring to do give me a heart attack. As I was leaving he said". I wear such and such size pants you owe me a pair I done number 2 in these. It was one of those opps dang that was funny moments
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« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2012, 04:57:52 am » |
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One of our caseworkers had go to lunch and had left all her papers on her desk. We covered the desk with clear plastic and poured fingernail polish all over her desk. Needless to say when she got back to the office you could hear her choice words until she realized there was plastic on her desk and her papers were not bright pink
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