attack of the squirrel

well those little varmins moved in on me and were in my breeze way. I needed to replace both ends so i figgured what better way to get rid of them than take the bottom part off and then shoot them with my trusty little bb pistol. took the first one off and low and behold there was two little beeps in there and ran up to the top so i get my flashlight and my pistol and shoot the first one and here he comes the only way out is right by my head so i am scrambling to try and move anyways he gets out after chaseing the little devil around the yard and under my truck and everywhere else I get him by the tail and bye bye little squirrel one get back up there and make my second shot a little better but here this one comes right toward me well i am messing in my pants and tring my durndest to move and well i did him good with a head shot. I move to the next piece of pannaling and hot dang there is a nother one up there so get my little pistol and shoot this one and again here he comes so yelling and pooing in my pants again this one falls on me and i really get to moveing well this one was dead too so move to the last piece of pannaling and dang if i do not hear another one but it is in the end and the dang things built a nest up in the top so I had to get a piece of wire and started pokeing around trying to get the stuff to fall out and all of a sudden i see a dang squirrel head and i really worried me this was the big gahones of squirrels anyways shoot it and think it is dead so go about getting the rest of the nest out and takes me about 5 mins to do this. get almost all out and see the thing again in the vary top well shoot it again for good measures and then try and pull it out with the wire well all of a sudden it comes back to life and here it comes right at my face i just yell and duck and it jumps on my back cralls down my leg and runs off and the whole time i am screaming like a little girl well not that bad but dang sure was yelling a little. My wife is watching this whole ordeal and laughing the whole time. sorry it is so long but funny