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[WayOutWest]

I worked with a guy some years ago who always waited till he was on company time to do his mornin ritual. One morning about 5 minutes till startin time I look over and he has sweat pourin down his face and he is struggling to sit still. About 2 minutes till he says dang it and gets up and walks real funny out of the shop and goes home. So here is a guy who will give up a days wages in order not to crap on his own time. Crazy thinkin.