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« on: November 07, 2012, 07:17:29 pm »

I went to go sign my dog up for welfare.  They said he wasn't eligible. Yes he is I said. He's lazy unemployed and doesn't  (know his daddy nor all his brothers and sisters. I get my check next month. Grin Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2012, 07:45:38 pm »

  laugh  laugh  laugh

what welfare office did you go to? i got 9 children from 9 different mommas, all they do is eat, sleep and chit everywhere and ly around waiting on me to take care of them.
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2012, 10:21:43 pm »

what color dogs you got cheston ?
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 06:39:09 pm »

White ones and brown ones
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2012, 06:53:23 pm »

 no wonder i couldnt get my obama bucks, i got 5 whities, 1 colored and 2 darkies. anybody wanna trade my whities for a couple more coloreds and some darkies? we can have trade custody every other month
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 08:11:41 am »

LOL OK sounds like a idea Grin
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2012, 10:34:17 am »

I'm screwed my dogs are red I know how America treats the red man lol
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2012, 11:11:04 am »

I'm screwed my dogs are red I know how America treats the red man lol

U mean everything tax free, casinos, tobacco products, outragious apr% loan companies, free health n education is getting screwed?
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2012, 12:18:31 pm »

I'm screwed my dogs are red I know how America treats the red man lol

U mean everything tax free, casinos, tobacco products, outragious apr% loan companies, free health n education is getting screwed?

Lol it was a long depressing road for them to get there
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2012, 06:15:35 pm »

hate to give ya'll the bad news , but the workin white man is the 1 gettin bent over with no vaseline .

   and he's the one that made this country what it USED  to be !!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2012, 06:26:32 pm »

 the USA in 2012 and the USA in 1970 is not the same USA.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 06:36:34 pm »

It's not the color of the dog!  It's his desire to earn their keep!   I cull hard maybe we as a nation, need to get real and do some culling.
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2012, 06:45:44 pm »

hate to give ya'll the bad news , but the workin white man is the 1 gettin bent over with no vaseline .

   and he's the one that made this country what it USED  to be !!!

 oh, they r usin vaseline, they just roll it in sand and glass before ramming it home.
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« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2012, 07:44:33 pm »

hate to give ya'll the bad news , but the workin white man is the 1 gettin bent over with no vaseline .

   and he's the one that made this country what it USED  to be !!!

 oh, they r usin vaseline, they just roll it in sand and glass before ramming it home.

i always ask any goverment people do they wear sand paper or cheesegrater condoms when they decide to screw people  laugh
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