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« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2014, 01:33:35 pm »

About two years ago I picked up three dogs that had been dumped a few days prior in the country near my house.  One was a boxer I ended up giving away, another a lab x ridgeback that we ended up keeping as a pet dog and the third a catahoula x ridgeback.  I worked the catahoula (female) in the pen a couple of times just for kicks and she would bay the hair off a hog.  I put her on the dog trade FOR FREE.  Here's what happened:

I probably had 10 phone calls and more texts than that.  Here's a few of the correspondences.


1)  Where are you located?  -- The Ad SPECIFICALLY said NEAR TEMPLE.  Then they ask how far is that from _______?  What...Do they not make freaking maps anymore?!?!

2)  How much are you asking?  REALLY?  The Title to the posting AND ad say "FREE DOG"

3)  Are you willing to meet?  SERIOUSLY?? For a dog I'm giving away??  Yes I'll meet...how about the convenience store about a mile from my house.

4)  Will she find her own hog?  Got to be kidding....This one came from a number in the 903 area code.  This same number called me twice and both times said he was from a different area....first time he said around Canton, then he said near Buffalo.

5)  How old is she?  Again...I found the damn dog on the highway.  I keep asking her age in addition to her name, but she seems pretty tight lipped and is not giving up a whole lot of info.

6)  How long have you had her?  Umm...again, I found her on the road a few weeks ago.  Still trying to figure out the relivance of that question.

7)  Why are you getting rid of her.  Uhhh...?

Cool  Will you send me some pics?  ...and pics are on my posting.

I even had a guy call me and say, and I quote "Well I want you to hold her for me because I definately want her but just not sure when I can make it down from LUBBOCK (+/- 7 hrs away) to get her...it might be a couple weeks".

After a couple days, that was all I could take.  I removed my ad, and she got a free trip to the pound.
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« Reply #21 on: March 03, 2014, 03:20:49 pm »

This dog can do anything, cast, road, wind of hood. Can be long but likes to stay around 200 yards out. Has found own. Can strike.can use as a rcd........only asking 100.00 cuz I got too many dogs

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« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2014, 12:36:46 am »

Hahaha.

Dang those are something.

Makes you want to reply something from left field back on em. For kicks!

Will she hunt?--------Great on possums and skunks but is hog broke.

How much are you asking?-------As much as you will give me for her.

Where is she located?----------Where are you from?

Are you willing to meet?-------Meet me round back of the house.

How old is she?--------According to her wrinkles...96 months 12 days

How long have you had her?-------Hmmm tough question ...I stole her bout a year ago.

Why are you getting rid of her?-------she is a great hog dog but she has an impregnated lower intestine.

Can you send me pics?-----------Sorry..she is part indian..dont want her soul stolen.
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« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2014, 01:11:50 am »

Hahaha.

Dang those are something.

Makes you want to reply something from left field back on em. For kicks!

Will she hunt?--------Great on possums and skunks but is hog broke.

How much are you asking?-------As much as you will give me for her.

Where is she located?----------Where are you from?

Are you willing to meet?-------Meet me round back of the house.

How old is she?--------According to her wrinkles...96 months 12 days

How long have you had her?-------Hmmm tough question ...I stole her bout a year ago.

Why are you getting rid of her?-------she is a great hog dog but she has an impregnated lower intestine.

Can you send me pics?-----------Sorry..she is part indian..dont want her soul stolen.

  "96 months and 12 days" lmao Cheesy that alone would keep most people busy for a few days if not a week trying to figure out how old tht is hahaha. Good stuff!! Good times being a night owl ha
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« Reply #24 on: March 04, 2014, 04:48:48 am »

dog for sale...has struck his own pig 1 time...

2 year old pup for sale...starting to range out...will make a good dog...
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« Reply #25 on: March 04, 2014, 07:39:14 am »

Or the guy you don't know that is interested in your life story....

Do you still have the dog?

No

Do you know anyone else selling a good dog?

No

How about a garmin?

No.....

Oh ok, I'm just starting out and looking for a tracking system and couple good dogs. Where you from and where do you hunt?

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« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2014, 07:56:00 am »

Jam up 3 yr old.....just needs a little more time!
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« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2014, 10:14:25 am »

Hahaha.

Dang those are something.

Makes you want to reply something from left field back on em. For kicks!

Will she hunt?--------Great on possums and skunks but is hog broke.

How much are you asking?-------As much as you will give me for her.

Where is she located?----------Where are you from?

Are you willing to meet?-------Meet me round back of the house.

How old is she?--------According to her wrinkles...96 months 12 days

How long have you had her?-------Hmmm tough question ...I stole her bout a year ago.

Why are you getting rid of her?-------she is a great hog dog but she has an impregnated lower intestine.

Can you send me pics?-----------Sorry..she is part indian..dont want her soul stolen.



didn't know that I could count all the wrinkles.......thought you had to cut the tail off and count the rings  Cheesy........where ya'll think all them bobtailed dogs come from?!??!  Grin
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« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2014, 03:16:16 pm »

Hahaha.

Dang those are something.

Makes you want to reply something from left field back on em. For kicks!

Will she hunt?--------Great on possums and skunks but is hog broke.

How much are you asking?-------As much as you will give me for her.

Where is she located?----------Where are you from?

Are you willing to meet?-------Meet me round back of the house.

How old is she?--------According to her wrinkles...96 months 12 days

How long have you had her?-------Hmmm tough question ...I stole her bout a year ago.

Why are you getting rid of her?-------she is a great hog dog but she has an impregnated lower intestine.

Can you send me pics?-----------Sorry..she is part indian..dont want her soul stolen.



didn't know that I could count all the wrinkles.......thought you had to cut the tail off and count the rings  Cheesy........where ya'll think all them bobtailed dogs come from?!??!  Grin

Mountain Curs! Where else.  Lol Grin
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« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2014, 08:22:35 pm »

you post; dog for sale

couple comments later

you post: dog sold

20 minutes later 5 ppl post you still have the dog? what is the lowest u will take, will u meet me half way, where are you located

you post: the dog has been sold  Angry
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« Reply #30 on: March 04, 2014, 08:29:13 pm »

had a guy post on fb the other day saying: want to buy FINSIHED medium to long range YBMC trash broke PREFER male stays busy can find his own hog UNDER $100 I'm LIKE WHATTTT?Huh??

Then we go in a match about finding a puppy for that and he says he finds them all the time and im like why are you looking then... then he proceeds to tell me that a Boar is a cut hog and a Barr still has it nuts if I was smart enough I would know that.... I was like you must be DUMB!
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« Reply #31 on: March 04, 2014, 09:44:03 pm »

I see that all day. After someone posts "dog is gone" atleast four people ask"how much" lol
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« Reply #32 on: March 04, 2014, 10:11:34 pm »

One of my favorites on people selling dogs...  somewhere in the ad will be " dog has a lot of bottom" and later on " will stop a runner"...

If the dog stops runners, why does it need bottom??  Huh?
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« Reply #33 on: March 04, 2014, 10:42:48 pm »

I see that all day. After someone posts "dog is gone" atleast four people ask"how much" lol

Soooooooo...............is it still for sale?    laugh
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« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2014, 05:34:24 am »

Selling out .....No BS.....Trash Broke......Finished.

One week later....

Looking for good No BS.....Trash Broke...Finished. 


Do whaaaaa?   Do ya think we wasn't on here last week?   We are internt losers........WE GONNA CATCH YA ! laugh

And the winner is......
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