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« on: February 25, 2010, 08:21:54 pm » |
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come on yall lets see what ya have keep it clean so the addy guys dont have to lock it out
no personal names or gigs just open ended sayings or quotes
for example
" awww heck even a blind hog will find a acorn"
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Critter Catcher
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 08:37:29 pm » |
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put your brain up a knat's rear is like a BB in a box car..keeping it clean
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Tusk Hog
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2010, 09:28:17 pm » |
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Proved my boss wrong one day told him " When ya got it flaunt it, when ya ain't sit down and shut up!" Needless to say I got the grunt work for awhile, but it was worth it!
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2010, 09:49:15 pm » |
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This one is kinda mean. I heard it on tv today, Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies said it and i almost fell outta my chair laughing.
" You got so many wrinkles, your face could hold a five day rain. "
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A television can insult your intelligence but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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MrsRockin-P
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2010, 11:20:28 am » |
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Goodness gracious....."even Ray Charles could have seen that"!
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It's a good day to have a great day!
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2010, 06:09:05 pm » |
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"if it was a snake it would have bit ya"
"if your head was not attached you would loose it"
"too far from your heart to kill ya"
"she is so ugly ugly you should shave her butt and teach her to walk backwards"
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2010, 06:18:21 pm » |
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You can't tell when the circus is coming to town by looking in a monkey's butt.
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A good dog doesn't eat any more than a sorry one.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2010, 08:39:09 pm » |
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getting the truth out of you is like pulling teeth from a chicken
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2010, 08:56:55 pm » |
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You have to be smarter than the equipment your working with
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2010, 09:23:14 pm » |
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you look as happy as a queer with two @ss holes
if I had two like you I'ld still just have half a dumd@ss
you look as happy as a queer in a dildo factory
don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2010, 09:54:38 am » |
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skinny legs= you've got lucky legs-lucky they don't break off & stick up your @ss!
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the old blue boar
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2010, 04:52:24 pm » |
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awww you can't catch your tail with both hands  |
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2010, 06:59:52 pm » |
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You dont know much but you know better
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Work on em son, work on em
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2010, 10:18:24 pm » |
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Is that your head or did your neck throw up?
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But seek first the kingdom of God and all these things will be provided for you. Matthew 6:33
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2010, 10:47:03 pm » |
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lesson in humility.
if at any time you consider yourself to be a person of some importance
try telling another mans dogs what to do
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2010, 10:51:37 pm » |
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Your bout as worthless as the tits on a boar hog!
Your like a blister you show up after the works done!
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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2010, 09:33:43 am » |
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"In the pinball game of life, their flippers are a little too far apart!"
"Intellect only rivaled by gardem tools."
"The wheel is spinning but the mouse is gone"
"The cheese has slid off the cracker"
Here is just a few, I'lll think of some more here later!
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2010, 07:32:44 pm » |
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If you had any brains you'd take em out and play with em'.
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2010, 07:58:09 pm » |
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lmaoooooo
Damn it Waylon you made me have a flash back
good one
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2010, 08:27:04 pm » |
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Beauty is only skin deep, UGLY goes all the way to the Bone!!!
Ugly as a Red Headed step child!!
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