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MrsRockin-P
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« on: February 28, 2010, 11:47:36 am »

Chuckle for the Day!

A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game.

The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet,
agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from the
earth to the moon?'

The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the
Air phone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the redneck and hands him $500.

The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
redneck up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. laugh

 
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2010, 11:53:54 am »

hehehehehehe, thats a good un
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2010, 04:39:19 pm »

That's a good one! Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2010, 06:30:06 pm »

damn now thats funny stuff.. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2010, 06:56:08 pm »

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are....Goes to show that Rednecks can Git-R-Done....LOL
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2010, 07:03:26 pm »

That kids was so ugly growing up that even his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck for the dog to even play with him.
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