another Obama joke

[uglydog]

2 Brazilian Soldiers
 
  The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning.
  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in  Iraq .
  To everyone's surprise all the color drained from Obama's face.
  Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost
  in tears.
  Finally he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a Brazilian?'
  This is not surprising since he obviously has no understanding of billion
  or trillion either

[uglydog]

The Post Turtle YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE .....

 
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."
 
Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What's a "Post Turtle?"
 
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place."
 

[dabutcher]

now that's funny

[lonewolf]